(Source: clarissafrayes)
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’ statement.
(Source: nuitcorbeau)
(Source: harpotter)
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
(Source: rememberunity)
I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces
“Penthouse from 1979.”
boo now i work 11am-9pm tomorrow instead of 1pm-9pm…….
ew 10 hour shifts.
jennifer lawrence is gonna win best actress and in her speech she’ll say something really “quirky” or something about food and there will be 60 different gifsets of it on my dash for at least an hour
(Source: grillgraham)
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(Source: teamklausbitch)
Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices
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(Source: totally-relatable)