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"Fruits are calorically sparse and nutritionally dense. Not mentally dense like folks who tell others to avoid them".

—Alan Aragon (via kazzsjourney)

My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.

—Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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why can’t i be one of those people who seem to brush everything off so easily. when they get heartbroken they’re just like whatev and are maybe sad for a week. but then there’s me who almost 4 months later is still :(( STOPPPPPPPPP

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kanesus:

why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me 

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acappellaheffalumps:

I love the beginning of the introduction of countries at the olympics because it starts off with the smaller countries

you know just little groups

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but then

out of nowhere 

they arrive

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CANADA

i need to grow a booty

i need to grow a booty

tastefullyoffensive:

Realistic New Year’s Resolutions by Joanna Borns

Previously: 10 Little Known Facts

going to go sleep now.
hoping tomorrow will be better. if i make myself scrambled eggs with a ketchup smiley face for breakfast it will automatically be good right? right?????

conversations with my best friend

conversations with my best friend

fuck it i’m going to go eat and then i’m going to go have an amazing work out (after my stomach settles lol) my pity party for all of today is over earlier than expected.